Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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Top comments
snizzlesnuzzle 0
it's yin and yang. not ying.
amerwin 3
Y'all are both losers.
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Comments (139)
biskitbukit 7
Lol, Bill Clinton is the sh*t.
slantyshanty 7
did he stick a cigar in your ****** and smoke it?
Sutori 2
Yin (NO g)=Feminine Yang=Masculine Basically, you called your boyfriend girly, and a member of the rap group the Ying Yang Twins, and you referred to yourself as a dyke.
AtrumMessor 1
Hahahaha, he's a winner :D
CallMeHush 1
So you came here to complain that your boyfriend thinks you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or that he is more creative than you?
cycle227 3
Neither...it's "yin" and yang...(yin is associated with the feminine side)
lolatlifehahaha 0
Actually OP, u've gotten it the wrong way round... The yin represents the female while the yang represents the male...
fearfulsymmetry 1
First of all OP, it's YIN(although, a lot of people pointed this out already) and YIN represents the female(which people have also pointed out), so basically you called your fiance a little bitch. Also, I think what he said actually makes sense, and it's a lot better than what you said.
ulicksam 0
The only reason for you to be pissy is if you don't do the Lewinsky. Then FHL.
HomeAl0ne 20
*cricket* *cricket*