TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
probably single
Gram, Denmark
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
daragnan
United States
Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
mook05
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Ponce de Leon's folly
Chicago, United States
Kinda true, though
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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Leeono 26
And now you can’t help but picture her covered in sea men?
routerere 10
I can't even imagine how terrible I would feel if that was my girlfriend. Move on, OP. You deserve better.
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Comments (67)
dwight7476 11
She is officially a hoe she didn’t have sex with you first cut her loose
Rabite 28
Yeah man, he got dibs, amirite? It's not that she can decide for herself with whom she wants to have sex. Stupid hoe, I guess. Amirite, bro?
confused_wandere 26
You seem to be an apologist for female cheaters Rabite. Calling her a hoe is bad but she still cheated, she's still the one in the wrong. But I guess that as long as the victim is a man then it's fine, right?
Davros 12
looks like this ho and a few friends found this and down voted everyone. She's the kind of girl who fails her driving test because she can't get used to the front seat
Nadine 21
orrrrr (hear us out) we agree that she's terrible, but we're down voting because so many people are referring to her as property, saying she's easy and he should have sex with her now, and calling her a hoe. MAYBE, just maybe that's it
Takegami 22
Toss the bitch overboard
bobsanction 18
You mean ex-girlfriend, yes?
Destiny Pullen 4
*break up*