Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Kinda true, though
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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Leeono 26
And now you can’t help but picture her covered in sea men?
routerere 10
I can't even imagine how terrible I would feel if that was my girlfriend. Move on, OP. You deserve better.
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Comments (67)
Lobby_Bee 18
Someone took her vigina virginity? Not a problem, take her butt virginity. Can't just walk away empty handed after investing so much time and money into her.
Fluffy_Doggo 4
That comment you made makes NO sense....
Leeono 26
He’s saying that while her ****** was penetrated her ass wasn’t. So he could still get something out of the relationship by taking her anal virginity. Unlikely he would want to but that’s the idea of the post.
withered 30
It is understandable what he is saying. It just makes no sense. Even if he had anal with her for her first time it's just no big deal. If anything he'd be the sucker for getting used for sex by his cheating ex. He might as well take it in the ass himself.
Leeono 26
Why would this get down thumbs lol?! It was answering the question not agreeing with it. Ffs
Oli Holland 3
I am curious, was she still a virgin cause she wanted to wait or you?
Chazzster 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If OP and girlfriend are very young then I sympathize with OP, especially if she was the one who wanted to wait on having sex. On the other hand if these are adults then frankly I think this is sort of deserved by OP. You don’t buy or lease a car without trying it out. You would not buy or rent a place to live without going inside. If it’s a serious relationship, unless the people are very young it’s a failure of that relationship on both people’s parts for it to come to this. OP, regardless of how young or old you are - It is now time to move on. You were friends, not boyfriend/girlfriend for whatever the reasons were. I am sorry for you that it came to this.
confused_wandere 26
Yeah they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Sex isn't everything you know!
CrazyTrainWreck 19
The amount of asshole comments here is staggering. Some people agree to wait before having sex. Just because you are ******* horn dogs doesn't mean everyone else has to be.
LycaonVI 6
Hey OP that's a unfortunate thing. sorry that happened but best thing is to move on. Don't treat her any different than you have during the relationship. still treat her with kindness but move forward. and side note when was it ever okay to claim women's body parts like we own them SMH
rodfergie 18
What do you mean don't treat her any differently??? He should be absolutely ignoring her after he kicks her to the curb. He's moron if he stays with her. If they cheat once, they'll cheat again. It's not like they should stay together for the kids.
LycaonVI 6
I'm not saying stay with her of course you leave but at the same time don't degrade yourself to her level trying to get revenge on her. he should def leave no questions asked
confused_wandere 26
And yet if it was a guy cheating you'd probably tell her to chop his nuts off wouldn't you?
LycaonVI 6
Nah I wouldn't. If anyone cheats it's easier to take revenge on them but the mature thing is to move forward. I would tell both sides the same thing.
ChakatBlackstar 29
wait...why weren't you on the cruise with her? I mean...there are plenty of reasonable explanations, but without more info it seems like if your girlfriend were on a cruise, then shouldn't you have been there too? I feel like there's a lot more to this story than some b*tch with an itch that got scratched by someone else.
Suaria 38
They could be young. When I lived with my parents, I went on a cruise with them and my boyfriend at the time did not come.
withered 30
You do realize that people in relationship can spend time apart from each other?
hugtrees13 16
How do you date for two whole years and not have sex?
confused_wandere 26
Quite easily I should imagine. Sex isn't everything.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well, I was in a long-distance relationship where technically we hadn't even had a face-to-face until it was several years in. (Very long distance and we were both broke students so...). So not unheard of. Just usually rare and highly circumstantial.
hugtrees13 16
It isn't "everything" but it's a important part to any adult relationship. Adults/people generally don't date someone for years without having Sex with them.
Cali 57
My best guess is that they were really young... It's not unheard of to have a long relationship in middle school (ages 11-14). Most people aren't ready for sex until mid-late high school.
Nadine 21
^Right, and even if they *were* older, some couples choose to wait for a bunch of different reasons. Just because it's not what most people would do does not mean it's right for everyone. A lot of people choose to wait.
ARISKomuniszt 24
I lost my passport on a cruise once... maybe try the lost and found? xD
mrlucky22 18
Drop her like a bad habit and never look back.
reziprezie 5
Guess she likes the long hard seamen over you.