Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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noxiffic 20
You stall not cum!
bjhhjh 20
Let him put his staff into you
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Comments (140)
soldier084 11
you shall not cum
ligerzero459 24
I can't even say that this sucks. Sounds like a fun night to me :D
briannabecker 10
It's like an adventure
moonbootz 7
who wouldnt wanna bang an all powerful wizard? that long white beard,those long robes,that long...nevermind.
redangel2011 12
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!
dccomics94 12
YDI for saying yes lol. At least he had fun with the idea instead of being all serious.
Omniprism 15
This was hilarious. You need to buy a Johnny depp mask or something. I think he was probably working out a slightly different fantasy or mor elaborate one than he described to you.
moonbootz 7
So,let me get this straight madam...your saying her bf has dormat gay tendencies? lol
Cujo3269 9
Lmao. Ahahahhahhahaha
rocker_chick23 27
I wish my husband would dress up like Gandalf, but he hates LOTR
impulz14 2
Looks like the great white wizard gave you his great white load