Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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noxiffic 20
You stall not cum!
bjhhjh 20
Let him put his staff into you
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Comments (140)
chosha_fml 27
Were there fireworks?
blackkitteh69 3
Gandalfs hot tho
sk8rdud3 24
You shall not pass!
nikko0328 9
tha beard mist've been annoying!!! haha fml
lulinator 40
I'd totally do Gandalf. I'm jealous.
HavockWalks 2
Who did he get to have sex with!!?
rambleramble3 11
I can neither say your life sucks nor that you deserved it. I see nothing wrong with this...
rambleramble3 11
Which of my 3 gandalfs does he look like more?
Elisabethandrine 29
I'd do Gandalf. I think I will add this to my bucket list. Really, what an amazing person your bf must be, well done OP
classycoop 12
And who could have said no but didn't?