Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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noxiffic 20
You stall not cum!
bjhhjh 20
Let him put his staff into you
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Comments (140)
christian1509 21
You couldn't have just said no to him?
Mauskau 36
That beard though.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, she could have worn a beard also, down there...
abraybro 27
Well, he could have been Voldemort.
mattryan622 2
She has a point.
Harshdfml 14
Nagini would have accompanied, I'm sure.
jazmin3012 28
he would have slithered in her chamber of secrets
Vegetarian27 24
Chamber of Secrets teenage Voldemort was a stud.
SoulReaper8858 2
dressing up can be an amazing way to spice things up. one time, my girl and I did spider man and Gwen Stacy, that was awesome. my favorite though was when o came home from work (teacher) and she was dressed as a naughty school girl!
DArthurVaderian 18
TMI
jackycat 17
That's a tad disturbing given that you are a teacher. I bet the parents of your students would be just as horrified by this I am.
JayBunny 16
Who said he was a child teacher? And it's their business what they do in the bedroom, not parents or students....
Lil_Red777 21
It's not like he's in school telling the kids this. He's an adult he's allowed to have a personal life too lol this is fml not like anyone is going to know who he is.
RS123 9
did he simply walk into your mordor?
gracehi 33
One does not simply walk into Mordor!
Zero_TAlent_ 23
Well SOMETHING entered Mordor that night ;)
gracehi 33
You mean her black gates are guarded by more than just orcs? There is an evil there that does not sleep and the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume? *shudders*
Dave_Davington 34
A wizard is never late. Nor is he early, he cums precisely when he means to.
Dinonick 15
To bad he couldnt pull off legolas If he could you would be the luckiest person in the world
simplysarcastics 26
I would love to just run my fingers through Legolas hair, and climb on his back and go everywhere with him. As you can tell I've had a crush for years, and I'm unashamed. Lol
mollypop35 28
So ungrateful... That would ******* make my week
chosha_fml 27
Aragon would have made my week. My year even.
tony1891 22
my precious
fsomelife 26
When I was halfway through reading this I thought you ended up having sex with someone else thinking it was your boyfriend in disguise.