Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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klassic09 0
haha yeah, I'm hoping you were able to explain yourself and get out of trouble. I mean, really, like someone would write a reminder for drug money on their hand... ok, it's probably happened, but still. haha
whattheeff 0
LMAO. what a weird coincedence ahah. i gotta admit, thats pretty funny, but I'm sure your principal would have been willing to let you explain yourself. Its not everyday that you find a debate team member that does LSD..
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Comments (121)
fatpeople 0
i think number 14 is on LSD
Taihen 0
LOL! That really sucks. Our speech and debate teams were all called Forensics (with a s, without the s it becomes science). Reminds me of American McGee's Alice, the Load, Save, Delete menu is run only by first letters (LSD). Good luck explaining yourself out! (and you should totally tell your coach you guys want LSD t-shrits now!)
abc3769610 0
i live in lynbrook.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
#14, if the OP's hand was in his/her pants, nobody would be able to see the hand ;) Also, I'm apparently way too innocent. I had to repeat "LSD money" three times to myself before I got it
dudewtf 0
dude, i went to Leland High School and we almost got wrist bands that were multi-color swirl with the letters L.S.D on them. then the teacher noticed this was not quite right.
r3dast3rik09 1
LOL... wait... is this Lynbrook High School in San Jose??? just curious
kbeex 0
lynbrook sucks im not surprised at all!
DanceRox9008 0
haha thats excellent!
whatev5297 0
then you are obviously not intelligent. is this the best lie you could come up with? the only way you could get attention was getting a fake post on some random blog? congrats ******* loser. and yes i am aware that im doing the same thing.
dudewtf 0
dude, actually most kids in speech and debate are just very innocent. very, very innocent. almost unbelievably innocent.
an9876 0
haha I'm WAS in speech and debate and I was the total opposite of innocent, but that's the reason I quite, the group I was in made me look like an ass...