Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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purple5 0
Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?
regalarius 0
Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.
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midwestjerk 0
Time to check Craigslist in Colorado. :P
thefernando1 0
U cant give a guy those pics, he will do something with them later on if u break up. YDI for giving him the pics.
ashell 0
How does that make her a ****? I bet he wanted the pictures so it's not just her being a ****. AND that doesn't make her a **** anyway. I swear, the word **** has lost all meaning these days.
AntiChrist7 0
You know, if you date someone who is not the mental age of 6, that wouldn't have happened. YDI
Jamescool 0
So your the girl that didn't answer
car6435 0
I see a law suit waiting to happen. if not. beat the shit out him. he is an ass. or get back by posting pics of him on craigslist. FYl
robodoll 0
Get a police case and change your phone number(s).
kpanchal 0
Sue his ass. Paybacks a bitch, aint it.
Chocoholic17 0
At first I thought FYL, but then I remembered: If you take any photos like that, expect that they'll be seen by someone other than whom they were intended for. YDI.
olisykes_ 0
Never, never trust anyone anymore when it comes to nude photos.