Today, I was talking to a worker in Asda when an alarm went off on her watch and she took her vest off. Apparently, the alarm was the end of her shift, and removing the vest was so she could call me "a time-wasting tit" in a manner so I couldn’t report to her boss, since she was now on her own time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, my boss watched me get my waistband hooked on a safety hazard in the warehouse. She included it in the safety report. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
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Top comments
QueenSaru 28
Okay but... have you tried NOT being a time-wasting tit?
Lucialovecraft 5
Asda is a supermarket based in the UK. Think they’re under the same branch a Walmart.
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RichardPencil 32
What is Asda? So, a woman takes off clothing and talks dirty to you? A lot of guys pay good money to get what you call an FML, ya ingrate!
Lucialovecraft 5
Asda is a supermarket based in the UK. Think they’re under the same branch a Walmart.
RichardPencil 32
Really? Do they have a People Of Asda website? You should really check out the People Of Walmart site. The Brits can only aspire to that kind of lunacy!
QueenSaru 28
Okay but... have you tried NOT being a time-wasting tit?
RichardPencil 32
Baby, I was born that way!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Go about your day and leave other people to get on with theirs. If you want to chat, volunteer at an old folks' home.