Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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awesome1145 0
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What a ****.
joshhh11 0
douche
imballinlol 0
Thats what you get for being immature ya ******. Grow up and act your age for five minutes and maybe then you can keep a girl around you for a day.
koirakuen 0
you can report that **** to the police, you know
jessxoxo28 5
wow, she got u good, lmao!!! thats wat u get for making gay jokes dumbass
tobyraza 0
Look, man, you had it coming. Don't be stupid in front of your girlfriend. I wouldn't be, if I had one.
captaintaco 0
agreed, acting like fag around your gf probably wasn't your best gameplan
Josher47 0
You are all idiots, you should be who you are! That is why divorces happen, people put on a show for their gf, get married, then show their true colors. Better to break up then to divorce later.
coco0123 0
Yuh Tiiqht [X
kpo216 0
it's ok bro make fun of as many gays as you want but you do know that the people who are most against gays are always gay it seems
spongegrub 2
tard
mikeyceroooo 0
best come back omg lmao!!
chely_95 0
u did deserve it. douchebag!
cartermc17 0
wow seriously she must be lesbian cuz she was offended by it so calm down
sum1savemeh 0
@#94. point is, you don't actually have a girlfriend :D
TheLoner4Life 0
Jokes are cool, but you were obviously doing it too often if someone had to break up with you over it.
sammy22 0
yup! 55 your right! you can **** yourself for making gay jokes!! YDI!!!
Ibonkedyourmom 0
wipped
is300k 0
****** lover
kikiholt 0
Future jail bitch
rabid_otaku 29
#1, your ex is epic, and #2, you totally deserved it. Homosexuality isn't funny. Gays are regular human beings. Grow up.
batosai33 0
she knows
Zills 0
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gay ppl are stupid I hate gays
killabeast1 0
#2 is way too right dude
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
coletrainmit 1
not counting half the ******* internet. besides, the point is that she's a ******* hypocrite
funnyman95 0
Umm... Wrong! EVERYBODY still makes fun of them cuz it's hilarious!. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?... Fruitstand!!!
p00nhandler 0
hahaha that was good #58 lmao!
mfmylifesrsly 30
this is one of those rare fmls that I don't get why people say they deserved it, I mean, yes he shouldn't have been making gay jokes (as mocking them) but everyone makes gay jokes and enjoys them, even gays. my friend is bipolar and whenever people she knows makes fun of bipolar people she just laughs with them cause she knows either it's true or she's not one of those crazy physco bipolar peoplez.
snowking_fml 0
not rele. y would gay people make fun of them to cover up their own sexuality. ur gay for saying that
ibrett93 0
Having Bipolar Disorder has absolutely NOTHING to do with being gay. That was the most ignorant comment I have ever heard in my life. To be honest, I wish that it had something to do with being gay that way all of the homosexuals could be locked up in a psychiatric hospital. Then we wouldn't have to watch ourselves (cover our buttholes without anyone noticing) when around them.
danielle8D 0
#168-im bisexual! everyone i know knows that. i dont randomly go up to someone and shove something up their but holes!
infiniti_G 0
Not long ago homosexuality was considered a mental illness.. I thought she made a pretty good point, just like some black people find black jokes funny.
Sirobin 0
Whether you deserved it or not entirely depends on what kind of gay jokes you were making.
8trickster8 0
And the frequency of the jokes. If you're trying to put bad jokes into every conversation you have, then it can get incredibly annoying.. I know
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
BoarderBoy15 0
ur a jerk
sonicpanda 0
ill kill u
chuchurocket 4
haha