Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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purple5 0
Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?
regalarius 0
Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.
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Luckster 0
Isn't this illegal somehow? Some sort of form of sexual harassment or something? I don't know.... NEVER give a boyfriend nude images of yourself. You never know how long or how short the relationship will last.
Tubasaurus 0
I'm not sure that this is technically illegal. It's not right, but I'm not sure that there is anything that the OP can do. I could be wrong though.
loldanger 0
NOTICE - If you continue with this posting, you understand and agree that: 1. if craigslist believes that you impersonated someone by posting an ad in their name, or with their contact information, without their explicit consent, you authorize craigslist to release any and all information about you to the victim, and 2. if craigslist's actual damages cannot be reasonably determined in a court of law, you agree that you will pay craigslist liquidated damages of $1,000 for each such violation of our Terms of Use [?].
tubaguy42 0
haven't people learned? don't take these kind of pictures. IF you do, don't let anyone else have them!
tubaguy42 0
p.s. check all those "rate my girlfriend" and "submit your ex" sites to make sure he's not posting it there, too.
proudstub 0
sue his ass.
crazyjack 0
do the same w/ him? only make him gay, could even let photoshop help you ;D lol, give them him mobile number, guys will keep calling him hahahahaha xD
Qup 0
this is an easy one- have him arrested.
helpmeiamblind 0
Ah, the Internet. Leveling the playing field. YDI for being a ***** ho. Your ex should be complimented and given a medal or something for being so brave! *Cheer for those who have the guts to do the right thing*
marxmarv 0
Why do you hate women in control of their own sexuality so much?
bexox 0
Thank you, marxmarv! He is probably scared of them b/c no woman with any self-esteem will come near him.
leoofbodom 0
atleast its a confidence booster.. 200+ is pretty impressive
mj2123 0
Pretty much any woman on casual encounters will get that many responses...especially with a (real) picture.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Guess you will learn not to take naked pictures if you don't want the world to see them. It sucks and I guess you could sue him IF you can prove he did. BUT it isn't going to erase them off the internet. Bet you are already up on 10 different **** sites already.
jjenniferr05 0
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with giving your boyfriend a couple of semi-nude pictures of yourself.. it's not as if hes random or something! Jesus, anything these days can make a woman a **** - but if a guy sends a picture of himself topless, oh thats fine! Grow up, honestly. She trusted him, obviously many people on here don't understand the idea of trust..
skullbuster 0
If OP had said, "my ex-boyfriend of [some # greater than 1] years" had semi-nude pics, then maybe she isn't some cheap *****. But we just don't know.
sacredpoppy 0
Skullbuster, I actually feel bad for you. Granted, there are a lot of sexist losers on this site, but out in the real world (and among people who have more than two brain cells to rub together), referring to someone as a cheap ***** is considered pretty pathetic. Let me know if this statement confuses you in any way. I'm sure I can think of some very simple diagrams that your little brain can understand. If that doesn't work, I'm sure we can go with a puppet show. Since your viewpoints are so childish, that might be the best route.
skullbuster 0
@sacredpoppy: I wasn't calling anyone a cheap *****, many people are suggesting she is and my point was that we don't know anything about the longevity of this relationship. Nude pics aren't that unheard of in a long term relationship, the trick is to make sure you can get them back when things go south. You seemed awfully quick to take a fairly benign comment and lash out and I think this is just a sad cry to start an online posting brawl. I'll tell you what, let's give you the benefit of the doubt. We have that other OP today who is the recipient of some kind of charity bake sale event for her fake daddy rape. I'm going to reach out to her and ask her if she will redirect the funds from that benefit for a remedial reading comprehension class for you, because the education system has failed you.