Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Dogmaw 0
You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)
Redders123 1
I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".
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Comments (194)
suks2bu 0
wow we got flippin essays goin on here calm down ppl!
vag_fml 0
bullshit, nobody's that much of a douche.
maasmania2 0
Lmao!! Wow that made me laugh
Jazzywrites007 2
Darkon I APOLOGIZE for mistaking you for FMLwrestler. And, FMLWrestler, For someone who is "fed up with gay people. Not because of the fact that they're homosexual" You sure are lobbying for the Agenda of EVERY ANTI-GAY ORGANIZATION IN AMERICA. If I Had a SEVERE lack of a life I'd sit and do loads of research disputing all the "facts" you just posted. Alas, That would bore me. I, personally, Think Radical Conservatives and Radical Liberals should all wear matching white robes because..... They're all so much alike.
pblqt 0
LOL idiot
Darthcriddle 0
That's just pure humor that hole situatoin P.S: I would be careful though you might get bitch slapped next time. :)
rityz 0
#125 is a douche. do u know why homosexuals sucide rates are higher becos of society a s s hole if life was good why the heck wld anyone want to commit sucide?! anyways OP tht was really funny. dont sweat it. i told my gay friends abt it and they all laughed no biggie (:
ydi247 0
Gaybashing time, I would of denied them service
donteventryit 0
Ok, so maybe I don't get the whole "Gay Pride" thing.. So, what exactly is it that gays are so "Proud" of??
AlexNeenan 0
Well, they were kinda asking for it, weren't they? I almost agree with #126. I don't have any problem with the "gay rights" movement, because the government doesn't have any right to define marriage at all. However, it does seem like the "gay pride" movement is getting a little out of hand. Personally, I just don't like how much of a fad it has become, but that's just me. What is most frustrating though is how pro-gay people accuse people of being "intolerant" just because they are morally against gay sex. The definition of intolerance is the inability to accept an opposing point of view on a moral issue. Both sides need to respectfully disagree with each other, and understand that others are going to be offended by their views.