Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, the person I was seeing dumped me over text because I “cared too much” and it gave them anxiety. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
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TeacherTeacher 11
If he calls you in a couple of days and is "willing to give you another chance," hang up and block his number.
ThatHorse 15
You dodged an abusive bullet there OP.
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Comments (48)
Lepidop 18
You should go bombard his face
kayakninja 6
He didn't break up with you for the text. He broke up with you because he wanted to and needed a reason. Better luck with the next one, OP.
Hinup 11
Sounds like my ex.. he felt like, that i wanted him to tell me where he was every time all the time... ofcourse i was intrested in how things were and if he had fun..but i never meant it like he thought he needed to do.. still confused lawl..
iam2fat4u 15
You must be ugly
gracehi 33
You must be stupid.
guttedbrit 26
That's so dumb. You're much better off, OP!
daydreamerlovely 7
honestly not worth your time then. mine said he would be home in 2-3 hours yesterday, havent seen or heard from him since.
Xamry14 10
Ummm I would be just a little worried. Have you called the police? Or hospitals around you?
Goblin182 27
He dumped you two nights ago.
xx000o 27
You will look back on this as the best txt you ever sent.
faeryofshalott 25
Sounds like he was just looking for an excuse.
sexybeastxxx 9
what a ridiculous excuse... anyways wish you a better luck the the future op