Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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Top comments
groza528 17
When she rejects him, you'd better not take him back.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Damn, that's shit luck on your part. If he's like that though, he's not really worth it anyway.
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Comments (39)
Ali_Br_fml 33
Damn, that's shit luck on your part. If he's like that though, he's not really worth it anyway.
groza528 17
When she rejects him, you'd better not take him back.
shay_serendipity 29
And if she does take him, I don't suggest keeping her around either.
Grisha_fml 18
I believe there's a girl code about not dating your friend's ex. So chances are she won't accept him :P
thawny_fml 21
If she does accept him you kill them both and say they were eaten by dingo's.
AbbytheMacaroni 9
I hope your best friend turns him down because that's pretty messed up.
ThatHorse 15
Tell your best friend what he did and why. He doesn't deserve either of you if he stayed with you just to be near her.
catd00d 10
First, sorry to hear that OP. Second, excellent comedy show plot idea.
CheekyRaccoon 27
That sounds like a horrible show. So the premise is basically, he waits for years to have a chance with a girl. While he waits for an opportunity he'd date her friend, only to dump her once the other girl is single. So basically a Ross and Rachel, but only much worse.
PingusTheDingus 31
******' Dickbag.
emi_alejandra 23
Well Op hopefully your best friend will also reject him and then he won't have you or her. I'm sorry for what happened!
blcksocks 19
Maybe this is an elaborate April fools prank. Just maybe...
Its_Sinon 15
read the date
lexos 16
This is just wrong in so many many ways. A real best friend wouldn't do such things
pandalover69 26
What do you mean? All the best friend did is set them up. As far as we know she hasn't gotten with OP's now ex.
vikky538 29
What a douche bag