Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I are so close that we both describe our poops in detail to each other. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN!" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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nut_hicky66 0
wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to **** off...
spazz1824 0
definately would have told her off for being that rude. what a bitch
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SundayNight_fml 0
You could have cut it off at, "Today, the girl I like told me a story about her 'pooping adventures'. FML.
baybe143 0
Lol
DR3AML0V3R234 0
Thats just something way too stupid to say.
rooskieroo 0
haha i agree...something along those lines.
Wolfwood187 0
LoL, you all just confirmed that i was right in thinking girls dont poop. :) FYL & yeah breezie is nasty for sharing that with you.
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for falling for someone that shallow.
DeafAtACarnival 0
FAKE!!! grils dont poop
Houndourpup 0
54 and 18: I hope you are not that dumb. I really, really do. I hope that you're just acting, or are trolls.
Thunderbender 2
No... I honestly thought females of any species couldnt remove their waste....
ValerieCameron_fml 0
Maybe she was trying to make it sound like a compliment...
toxicavenger89 0
stupid hooker !!!