Today, I discovered that the painful eczema I get every winter was actually being caused by the moisturising cream I use to treat it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Waste of time and money
Today, I found out that what I thought was "acne" is actually an allergic reaction to a cream I've been using for years. I thought the cream was helping me with the breakouts but my doctor says the real acne probably went away naturally years ago. FML
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
Today, I've got the worst eczema I've had in 25 years. It's spread to the worst possible spot: right where my thighs touch when I walk. FML
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
My morning routine
Today, the eczema on my hands is so bad that my phone's touch screen didn't want acknowledge my fingers as human skin. FML
Burning
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Hypochondriacs of the world unite!
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML
Get it off me!
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Absolute beginner
Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
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thejacl 0
So you started using the cream for no reason then?...
DocBastard 40
She's also *15 years old*. It's guys like you that make me want to build a concrete fortress around my house to prevent any sick ***** like you from getting to my daughter.
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sydstap24 0
I have it to and it sucks!
mddinsmore 0
my palms were like peeling and i didn't know why ;(
gooBUZZ 0
Unlucky to both of you, and to OP. Jokes, I don't care about you all.
seanders 10
Agreed 13
11colio11 4
ydi for not liking muffins
msm22090 0
agreed!
jewban 3
get medicated creme for it. I got some and it stops the itching and heals it :)
tommygun93 2
yes i also have eczema and its horrible. ive had it every year since i was 5.
sexybeastsexybea 0
eczema doesn't normally hurt.
k9obsessed 5
You sir are a complete idiot. If all you have to say are nonsensical bullshit comments, you need to get a life or go post where no one has to read your idiocy. Grow up.
paigexhardyy 0
happened to me too.... lmao
starile 20
Most cream moisturizers make it worse, if you're so dry and cracked with peeling or red skin. Using things like Neosporin, Cortizone, and vaseline work wonders. I find that Vaseline works best for me, because it's pure lubrication. No irritating chemicals like creams have.
starile 20
Most cream moisturizers make it worse, if you're so dry and cracked with peeling or red skin. Using things like Neosporin, Cortizone, and vaseline work wonders. I find that Vaseline works best, because it's pure lubrication. No irritating chemicals like creams have.
KhrystallDaBest 15
Hehe lubrication
Superflyshyguy 0
Hahaha. Poor OP that totally sucks.
YouDaIdiot 4
that's good news, you can prevent it now?
thejacl 0
So you started using the cream for no reason then?...
noname5067 0
that's what I was curious about..
SShelbyy 1
I was wondering about that too...
KY_Jelly 10
No, I believe the OP meant that they started using the creme to treat the eczema, but even though the eczema went away, they kept using the creme causing another case of eczema.
Vlieto23 8
I was pondering that as well
dey4gotaus 0
I was thinking the same...hmmmm *squinty eyes*
catatonicsleep 17
Why would they have started using the treatment if the problem had not started? Since they only get it in the winter and not as a constant treatment you would think they wouldn't start using it until the problem had started, since it's caused by the treatment it would never have started in the first place...
doublewide420 0
What? Nobody starts using excema cream for no reason, you need a script to get it.OP is lying.
hilarym 0
who says it's eczema cream? OP said moisturizing cream... don't you moisturise your skin too??
zapzapp 0
aww thats too bad! at least you can stop using it now
noname5067 0
well there's no way to send you a message on the phone app but if I could I would girl you are sexy
DocBastard 40
She's also *15 years old*. It's guys like you that make me want to build a concrete fortress around my house to prevent any sick ***** like you from getting to my daughter.
Doortje 30
Doc, when your daughter is about that age, please keep her away from FML :| This place is just too full of sick, shirtless ***** like noname5067.
noname5067 0
I'm only 16..?
DocBastard 40
Then go worry about school and stop hitting on random girls. Kids are way to eager to be all grown up. Enjoy your childhood while you have it.
noname5067 0
I'm homeschooled and graduated early I don't have to worry about school. And I'm not trying to grow up too quick it's not unheard of for 16 year-olds to like girls. As for the random, you never know who cares if it's random or not?
chupa_mi_pene 3
notice how he doesn't show his face though
Ninjafriends 1
The worst part is that OP found out after using this cream for alone time. Eczema on the wiener for the fail.
noname5067 0
because it's a public site. trying to be a little safe here
lexie206 0
why are you trying to pick up girls on FML anyway? lol..
StrickenAza34 4
docbastard I have the bricks mate, once I've finish, I'll send them to you. noname seems to have an excuse for everything (16, no school ) let me guess what's next, you went to school with her, she's a friend. oh wait, that would contradict your previous statement... hrmmm.
noname5067 0
they're not excuses they're explanations and yes 16 no school if you could read I also said "graduated early" I took the chspe in October so I'm legally graduated.
Cinn_fml 23
I think it's kinda pointless arguing. Whilst I can't say I approve of people hitting on people over a forum, I'm not sure there's anything against it in the rules, except that it's not 'relevant to original fml'. However, Noname, I don't think it's the fact that you are openly liking girls, but the way (and attitude with which) you're going about it, that people don't approve of.
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough Kay, I don't tend to see them moderated (unless they're very inappropriate or whatever) I tend to just see them thumbed down. Either that or I've been on here less than I realised lately...
noname5067 0
I'm not here to pick up people via the Internet I'm not sure anybody goes on fml for that purpose. however if there's a good looking girl what is wrong with saying something? you try putting people down by assuming things that aren't true. it's not creeping either she put it as her profile picture I saw it. by the way, the abs aren't fake don't get jealous just because you don't have them. go to the gym every now and then and you'd be surprised what you can do!
Cinn_fml 23
What Kay said. And I don't try to put people down either, not unless they seriously ask for it anyway, what I tend to do is to point out why someone might object to someone else's behaviour/attitude. And yes, technically there is nothing wrong with you complimenting someone, but that's what PMs are for. I know you said you're on a phone or something, but the point still stands. There's also a way of doing it that doesn't make it sound like you're trying to hook-up, ie a way of doing it without being a bit creepy.
BoredomKillsinc 0
wouldn't you already have to had it to get the cream in the first place?
iheartglasses 0
Ask your dr about Mupirocin. Its a low steriodal ointment that is fairly multipurpose but he prescribed it for my sons eczema and it really helps his flare ups...
DocBastard 40
Mupirocin is not a steroid - it's an antibiotic (also known by its trade name "Bactroban") which is used to treat certain bacterial infections, usually MRSA these days. If that helps your son, it's most likely the petroleum jelly in the ointment, not the antibiotic. I would change to either regular petroleum jelly or Aquaphor. Overuse of antibacterials is what is leading to the multi-drug resistant bacteria that are rampant.
tjsomethin 9
What is this a commercial?
Cinn_fml 23
The strong creams really should only be used as perscribed by the doctor, for reasons Doc stated. OP, if you really have eczema try a different cream, not all have the same things in, and so some will be fine to use. If it's just dry skin you have, then just protect your hands better during the winter and you shouldn't have such a bad problem.
Ismellwin 0
And you weren't wondering why the lotion wasn't clearing it up?
Msoto88 0
i have it too.. nd it sucks when the cream the doctor gives make it worse
pinkdragonfly 9
at least you know now and can use something else