Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
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murlocholmes 5
Well that's just excelent...
every1luvsboners 11
So just turn it inside out and wear it like that. That's what I do with my underwear every week when they start to stank.
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Comments (145)
SkardeyKat 3
Gee, the future looks excelent.....
happyabby123 0
So how did they spell it?
stroudie94 9
For my school we had a chance to be named "a dime and two pennies" but no! We had to be called the elites.
alex6946 10
a dime and two pennies? what does that mean?
deviable 9
12 cents
perdix 31
Keep striving! It's going to be a long road from Ignorance to Incompetence to Mediocity to Capability to Mastery and finally to Excellence. Bring beer and sammiches.
perdix 31
Sure, why the hell not? Contriving ways to be around women is my life's vocation, so let's add this to my exhaustive list of techniques.
Draugen 16
Striving does not mean they are there quite yet.
julieseattle 4
This is one of the funniest and ironic FMLs ever.
hobojo69 23
Oh that was like in my school yearbook last year! It was an award for the spelling bee champ for some kid and spelling was spelled wrong!
saranndipidy 0
that's sexy
MsAmericanIdiot 0
Well u have an exckelent school that is for sure
chrono420 3
My high school class shirt was "the unstoppables" They had a contest to draw our mascot tiger. The winning picture looked like it was drawn by a 5 year old. I have been asked if i worked at a handicapped school on many occasions.....