Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
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shaBAMalex 0
LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?
crazy_cat_lady 0
At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!
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Comments (112)
shaBAMalex 0
LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?
skid1996 0
wait... ur biology teacher??? wow get some friends... no wonder u wear ugly clothes
iamsam2 3
this is good man! no1 knows u forgot!
xXBlackAceXx 0
wow ur sense of hummor is gay
beastwill64 16
She's a girl
julako 22
can't girls be gay, too?
caretoshare 0
Your shirt must have been ugly as shit. Sorryy.
crazy_cat_lady 0
At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!
Thebluez 0
Ya, you could've pretended like you wore it on purpose and at least you won.
login_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YouGotPwnd 0
No offense, but buy normal shirts...
Lauriebug 0
...yay winning though?
el_Caballo 0
Hahahaha what the **** were you wearing?
Chatspeak 0
Aww...just throw the shirt in the fire.. :]]
tiernang 21
THE fire? you say it like theres just one sitting around waiting to be used. Please excuse my profile picture...
average_girl 0
haha i hope u won something GOOD!
Ryokashi 0
Well, you're a Freshman, no matter what you wore it would have been considered hideous.
hopper5101 11
win!!