Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
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Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
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murlocholmes 5
Well that's just excelent...
every1luvsboners 11
So just turn it inside out and wear it like that. That's what I do with my underwear every week when they start to stank.
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Comments (145)
yankfan89 27
That's sucks but the theme for my graduating class was Never Say Never, so it could be worse
doglover100 29
Our senior class saying is "we're the teens who rock the scene cause we're the class of 2013" not the best. Not sure about the theme yet. Class Counsel is based on popularity with its officers.
jujubunni5 9
My theme is 13OSS (; or 13GIT
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : OP, If excellence was misspelled, then you quoted the shirt wrong since it was spelled correctly.. just saying.
Sarah_g_19 24
That is sad.
hurley12 30
It wasn't the best slogan in the first place... Unoriginal
fantasyworld 39
Senior themes usually aren't the best.
random2212 16
This is probably the best FML I've read on here
katmstein 18
My school banner had "knowledge" it, but they forgot the "l".