Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
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murlocholmes 5
Well that's just excelent...
every1luvsboners 11
So just turn it inside out and wear it like that. That's what I do with my underwear every week when they start to stank.
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ViaWithLove 6
We got t-shirts in 8th grade, and they misspelled eighth.
azcardinals1307 2
One of our school t-shirts was "The Awesome Achevers." Achevers. and then they tried to pass it off as "French". I worry about people sometimes.
raphanne_fml 33
In French "achever" means "to finish" or "to kill"... so yeah maybe you should help them get what they want... for humanity's sake...
alex6946 10
My schools senior theme is "you can kiss my class goodbye" [: but everybody just says "you can kiss my ass goodbye" lol
upyourzlolz 11
Just because you strive does not mean you will succeed. That is the real message.
LilyZombie 8
YDI partly for being a part if that sad, sick little people that is your generation. But no, really, your life sucks for the same reason.
False_Stupidity 42
#41 *of #50 *too That's all :P
2ndSucks 15
Exelent theme. Keep striving, kids.
tigermilz 1
How does this effect your life ??
crystalrain17 14
We're not Generation X, we're Y.
hennessy89 34
Who says they didn't do it on purpose? Everybody loves irony.
carefulhomie 2
how is that an FML? that is funny! memories ull have 4eva
All_Blacks 2
way to strive...