Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML
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murlocholmes 5
Well that's just excelent...
every1luvsboners 11
So just turn it inside out and wear it like that. That's what I do with my underwear every week when they start to stank.
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Comments (145)
newber 0
Not an fmil who ever gave this a vote should be beaten rsped then shot on site for their stupidity
jlperry31 10
That would be the mistake of the print shop most likely
aerogxt 7
Ecksillant!!
dylanln 8
It's okay they spelled graduates as gradutes in our graduation program
rml13 0
Wow.
TerettsUnicorn 0
Grammar nazi
PancakesEqualLov 0
That sounds like a mistake the morons in my Student Council would make. -__-
franky114 7
Hey, my schools motto is "We tried".
shelbyyyy11 0
just tell everyone it was a joke & you all meant to do it.
aakar 0
I think u mean...mis-spelt! U deserved it