Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML
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gabagabaheyu 10
maybe explain that a relationship isn't a business. there shouldn't be "quotas" for sex. it should just happen when it happens.
gracehi 33
Introduce him to the "**** Off" quota.
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Comments (77)
chocolatefrog28 29
I don't see why this couldn't be a good thing, if you're both interested in having sex. It's a good motivation to see each other throughout the week and be creative in meeting your "quota". This could be a fun thing.
zandalee 20
Meh. Nothing is more of a turnoff for me than scheduled sex. No spontaneity = no arousal. ;)
gracehi 33
It's bad because she's only been seeing him for two weeks, and he already feels entitled to sex, and no one should feel entitled to sex at any point in a relationship. I mean, jeez, he's not even her boyfriend yet! And when you come to expect anything in a relationship, particularly sex, you stop appreciating not only the thing you expect, but the person as well. This relationship is off to a very bad start already. If he's demanding something as intimate as sex this early on, what will he demand later? It's only going to get worse.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
I mean it depends how he introduces it if he is like "okay so i was wondering if you would be interested in this here little quota of sex. Totally optional and can be introduces anytime in this here relationship. Now if you are to sign it now i sugest we go get tested and preety soon put this into play ;) Or This is how its gonna work sex happends these days and these days got it? Any alterations has to be passes by me other then that we start right away Cause if its the first one i say simple tell him your not interested in sex yer he should completly understand and you can continue with the relationship, however if its the last one kick him to the freakin curb cause you dont need a control freak who feels entitled to your body.
worldclassrager 41
Run...far far away and don't look back...unless someone else you find charming is behind you
fortune789 17
**** that idea.
tayymeds 23
Sounds like a contract... Christian Grey perhaps?
WhisperSoflty 20
Sounds like it to me; controlling, demanding, and a forced acceleration of intimacy.
Mandybruin 15
Well, when you put it that way #18... I rather enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey and I am unashamed. =)
gwenpatpending 2
Christian grey...nothing like
brandoneyez1 25
Romantic isn't it?
starcaller17 16
Maybe he burnt his hands?
boshbish 14
That's too far. It's not as if youre in an existing relationship where you need to agree to make a regular effort to intimate with each other due to a failing sex life. There's barely a relationship to speak of after only two weeks i suggest being clear and firm if you choose to stay with him OP.
darth1 18
If I were you, I'd kick him to the curb.
dragxnfly 4
Unless he looks like Mick Jagger.
Gremlinek 16
I see few cases that it might work. Almost sure this is not one of them... actually I have really strong feeling that neither one of you is 18 yet.
limabeans101029 21
How could you possibly know that?
rocker_chick23 27
Break it off NOW. He is bad news especially after expecting you to be fine with a sex quota after you have been dating for only two weeks.