Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML
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gabagabaheyu 10
maybe explain that a relationship isn't a business. there shouldn't be "quotas" for sex. it should just happen when it happens.
gracehi 33
Introduce him to the "**** Off" quota.
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Comments (77)
banana_tree 10
Jeezo... If ur dumping him, send him my way! Lol!!!!
AloysiusWeasley 15
Run away OP, don't walk. I've run into this sort before, and this specific demand is particularly insidious. They use the excuse of wanting to make sure they don't end up with some frigid wife (which is fair), but mostly when this is used, they want to force you into that obligatory number or more. If you don't comply with the quota, they'd probably use it as a justification to cheat. I'd feel somewhat badly if I lost an otherwise great guy who just wanted to make sure up front that I was interested, but there are definitely more tactful ways to go about it, and two weeks is way too soon. So OP, you found a desperate controlling loser, sorry you wasted two weeks.
mosquito19 14
and you called him charming...
nognom 2
Any guy that tells you they disagree with the idea of a sex quota is just trying to get in your pants.
lalaney 14
I just want to make it clear to you men out there, women find this sort of thing offensive because of the demand, not the amount of sex. I want sex from my boyfriend everyday, but would be offended if he demanded that amount. It isn't something that should be awarded or granted, it's something two people share.
coffeemaniac 6
lol what was the quota?
CzarLaval 9
That a gross dude that obviously date females for one reason only
stiffster 5
did you make the quota?
iamsophie 13
Men!
mcelise 3
DON'T DO IT!. RUN. BAD SIGN BAD SIGN. I dated a charming fellow who introduced "Sex qouta" of the week to our relationship. I went along with it till I felt used and I ran. HE IS A PLAYA HUNNY, RUN.