Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
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Top comments
JessiGoose 0
Wow okay, Really? You DID end up at your house though right? Not hers. So it's obvious that you weren't following her. Is she that dumb and paranoid? Jesus christ. I mean I've had some creepy guys who follow me to places, but I watch them and try not to assume.
littlegolferboy 4
Actually it clearly says Canada, but nice try.
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Comments (50)
luvrainxoxo 0
Anyone else think this is a lot like the one where the guy was in IKEA or some furniture store where you have to follow the arrows and some chick thought he was following her? God, at least be original.
jpd212 1
well, are you surprised? it was a WOMAN driver, so obviosuly she couldn't tell the difference. it's not yur fault
smexy_sasori123 0
umm... im sorry... """WOMAN DRIVER?... SO OBVIOSULY SHE COULDENT TELL THE DIFFERENCE"""....??? IS THAT SOUPOSE TO MEAN SOMETHING?!!?!!? it sure as hell sounds like it dose.!.!.!. :/
sneufeldd 0
jpd212 don't you hate feminists? above
shopfitch 7
Gee, how did you know exactly which woman called the cops? Don't they say that it was an anonymous caller? And did you never pass once on the highway?
czalc 0
It's called chronic paranoia.
mrshr3dalot 11
People these days
mrshr3dalot 11
People these days
doglover100 29
She's freakin paranoid.
doglover100 29
Some people are just paranoid.
fantasyworld 39
Someone's paranoid.