Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
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Top comments
Shalamar 4
Think there’s more to this story than you’re telling. Why did the young lady think that you were “forcing yourself” (I assume you mean “forcing yourself on her”?). And are you a cop or not?
onceuponatime456 16
There is way too many details missing form this so I call bs!
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Comments (10)
MidnaLink 35
Wouldn’t your buddies on the force KNOW YOU?
PenguinPal3017 19
He didn't say that he was a cop. Maybe they assumed that he was a cop then when they found out that he wasn't they called the police?
Shalamar 4
Think there’s more to this story than you’re telling. Why did the young lady think that you were “forcing yourself” (I assume you mean “forcing yourself on her”?). And are you a cop or not?
onceuponatime456 16
There is way too many details missing form this so I call bs!
crazycrochetlady 12
I second this. How do you get charged with impersonating an officer by being a good samaritan? Something is way off with this story.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm confused. If you're really a cop, you'd be able to prove it. If you weren't attempting to impersonate a cop, the real police would be able to tell. And I doubt this woman would have called the police thinking she was at risk without good reason. Fill in the blanks, OP.
GUYMAINE 16
its 2019 women can help themselves. You should know better
Oley 27
No good deed will ever go unpunished. Send "Good vibes" & keep driving