Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.
ninka_fml 8
Just as #1 said, he didn't ignore your seizure and helped you. Use that as an opportunity to say thank you and maybe ask him out to show your gratitude? :) Good luck OP! And hope you feel better soon.
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Comments (41)
Eivana 37
I hope you're okay!
pharm121 21
I can relate Op, the summer of my sophomore/junior year of highschool I had a seizure at this guys graduation party whom I had been crushing on all year. Totally embarrassing.
Krwman 8
The situation can only improve.
SquirrellyGirl 20
It is sweet that he helped you though. And since he knew what to do that means he is smart
daemonsparta 16
now hes also a.life saver, you have an excuse to ask him out to thank him ;)
disbatch 14
Better than nothing
Shinybaconplays 17
How could anyone deserve this??
maggiefox 25
I feel your pain OP. I have seizures too. And my brother helped me during a seizure in the shower... So he saw me naked.
RikEEE3 2
I have seizures and the first time I had one, my crush at the time was the one that found me and caught me and made sure I was okay. I can happily say that we are going on 8 months of a loving relationship ?