Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Top comments
lonewolf621 17
Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.
envyelric 6
Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?
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Comments (72)
lonewolf621 17
Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.
SliceOfCake 9
at least she can still find dove in a soapless place.
gurly98 13
#8 Your picture makes me hungry every time! WHY?!?
RoboCunnilingus 23
Lets hope she doesn't find bugs in a roachless place.
flockz 20
you'll never find stoners in a dopeless place.
SwordMeow 4
You guys making fun of song lyrics, always reminding me of somebody that I used to know.
Damn_Hippster 11
I once found love in a hobo's face
Wimoweh 10
I can't keep up with you damn hipsters, I'm still preoccupied with 1985.
adam3650 12
You mean when we had U2 and Blondie. And they still showed music on MTV?
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Those were the good days...no, those were the 70s. But still.
adam3650 12
I guess you really put your foot in it that time
zandalee 20
I think OP was wrong footed...
Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16
You could even say that they got off on the wrong foot.
envyelric 6
Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?
hamrtym 15
The guy in your photo.
rg350dx 29
Billy Squier
Axipiter 24
Stroke me, stroke me!
BreynHope 11
Lol why did this get thumbs down? Nice bs reference!
Crazafon 19
"He started stroking his foot against mine". At what point did you consider this to be flirting?
xcam1995 6
Depends, at what age does a man stop engaging in footsie? More importantly, what guy STARTS it? The cramp stretch would make more sense to me.
dakatabg 31
She was desperate for a man
falconpoke007 10
Rejection... Ouch.
aruges93 12
Awkward
golden_warrior 23
No shit Sherlock Holmes
purpl3fac371 5
Whoa, that's a pretty unused comeback there :^)
aruges93 12
Gosh people are so ******* mean u know what **** all u people who thumb people down and are smart asses
kelseythompson 27
it's the internet get over it...
jessi_sunshine 26
4 - Subcription notice: FML would just like to remind you of your surroundings. This is the home of rejects, smartasses, and judgmental people. If you don't like it here, you're in the wrong place.
Wimoweh 10
And to prove 50's point, 50, you forgot a 4. It should be 44, not 4. (Don't worry, I'm just proving your point)
jessi_sunshine 26
57 - Oh, my! You're absolutely correct. My apologies!
RedPillSucks 33
Were you hoping to wake up next to him with his foot stroking your face? Shhh.... you're Ok.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"Didn't mean to wake you."
SWC_Penguin 17
Doesn't mean he's not interested. Try again!
perdix 31
#10, absolutely! Keep trying, OP! A restraining order just means that you have almost got him. Quitting is for losers.
dalink 24
Yeah bc s&m play and stalking is the true form of all love.
SliceOfCake 9
Who plays footsie to get rid of a cramp?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Your picture makes me hungry...
LaLa_xo 14
It's okay, everyone has those awkward moments. Laugh it off!