Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.
ninka_fml 8
Just as #1 said, he didn't ignore your seizure and helped you. Use that as an opportunity to say thank you and maybe ask him out to show your gratitude? :) Good luck OP! And hope you feel better soon.
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Comments (41)
StormGirl142 24
At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.
jerzjay 17
Could be his job if he's an EMT guy which might be even more embarrassing...sorry op
PurpleMyth 28
There's nothing embarrassing about a seizure. People are so strange. Someone sneezes like everybody does and thinks that their life is over
Preposterous 8
Most tend to void their bowels and/or bladder during a seizure. That can be fairly embarrassing, even when it's entirely involuntary.
RockstarJAy 16
I'll add that a lot of the time, when you sneeze, people will act like they don't do it.
suckceed 17
Beggars cant be choosers, take waht ya can get. (Hope you're feeling better now.)
MELKOZAR 27
Maybe you can tell him that he's your hero! Then he'll fall for you!
gracehi 33
Very true. Nothing endears a lady to a man like telling him he's your hero.
tantanpanda 26
That's what you would call seizing the moment.
beararm 11
the only pun that ever made me lol
ninka_fml 8
Just as #1 said, he didn't ignore your seizure and helped you. Use that as an opportunity to say thank you and maybe ask him out to show your gratitude? :) Good luck OP! And hope you feel better soon.
vikky538 29
Yup. Sounds like he has good heart.
18drakerad 18
That really sucks op. Does he know how you feel about him?
ashykatt 13
I also have seizures, and if my crush did that for me I would be so happy...
Shamandalie89 32
Well, it's a start.
isabelf 17
at least he cared enough to help you. plus, who knows what the future holds? theres always a chance for you two
Tarlachia 33
Would it be wrong to say "Carpe diem."?
MzZombicidal 36
Well I'm glad you're feeling well enough to be sad that that was your moment :P You'll be okay, OP! At least now you know that if you two have a future, he can handle your seizures! :)