Today, I was blowing my husband when we heard that distinctive shutter noise, and we realised our daughter had taken a photo of us. Apparently, she meant to take a video because she knows a website where any kind of "spying on people having sex" video will earn her $50. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
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vchan 20
Time to give her some serious punishments. There is no respect here, she’s exchanging lifelong consequences of having a **** video online (for you) for a mere 50$ (for her). Either she got some serious mental problems or you need to rethink her education.
alex_jaguara 33
That's ****** up. Also ydi, lock your damn door when ******* with kids in the house.
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alex_jaguara 33
That's ****** up. Also ydi, lock your damn door when ******* with kids in the house.
wysegirl 24
Some kids know how to unlock doors. My 5 year old has been able to unlock doors since he was 2.
mike3775 39
My kids have also but they know not to unlock them due to punishment as well
Xatraris 38
My girlfriend's son caught us by unlocking the door. We now just go on date nights to get a room. Yeah more expensive, but much safer for us and we don't subject the kids to seeing that.
pesukarchu 11
Sure thing, my kid can open doors and turn keys as well at 3. However when I lock a door with a key, a person on the other side can't usually open it. (Unless they lockpick it or something).
tounces7 28
It's quite possible to just put a keyed lock on inside doors, you know. You aren't required to use the ones that came with the house.
vchan 20
Time to give her some serious punishments. There is no respect here, she’s exchanging lifelong consequences of having a **** video online (for you) for a mere 50$ (for her). Either she got some serious mental problems or you need to rethink her education.
RichardPencil 32
That sucks!
BurnInDemonFire 39
It also blows.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
you ******* deserve it. get your poor kid some therapy! clearly something is wrong.
tounces7 28
The kid sounds like a developing sociopath. They didn't do anything to cause that, it's a genetic abnormality.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
That is wildly inappropriate. You have no way to know from an FML and just the fact that you would even say a child of undetermined age is a sociopath based off of a few lines is, to be frank, disgusting, and it shows that you have no right to lay such judgement. EVEN IF the child IS a sociopath, I did say that they require therapy. That still stands. To add; no adult in charge of people under 18 or immature should be doing ANYTHING sexual without the door locked. It is, again, wildly inappropriate. If the child responded like this, what are the chances that this is the first time they saw their parents in the act?
mccuish 25
$50/video seems very nice
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is your daughter? And why was the door unlocked? Plus, since when do any kids want to even think of their parents having sex, much less get it on video? Blech.