Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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gracehi 33
At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.
Enslaved 38
Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."
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Comments (39)
buckdharma 38
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
GeeThatSucks 9
After hearing that, I would've made him stop and leave. your situation leaves a bad taste in my mouth and I'm sorry you went through it
da_epic_failman 7
****. Blocked.
Andrewx8 12
I meeeeean, what way were you expecting??
kyu_Q 19
maybe he was nervous you would think he is using the L word too soon
Twisted_Angel 17
I really hope you didn't let him finish and told him to get out... of you and your house.