Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.
Enslaved 38
Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."
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Comments (39)
creditless 14
that only happens is you're clinching too tightly... if u loosen up he can get back to healthy dirty talk lol
cuz803 46
Your FML name represents what his penis should be...'broken'
torrea 19
That's cute, made me lol
stayydomii 21
If you're seeing someone I'm not sure if that means you are in a relationship or just going through the "talking stage". And if you are just going through the stages before making it official then I do not expect someone to be in love with you or love you. It's nice that he loves you as a person, but clearly it was the wrong time to say that. Maybe he figured he wouldn't get sex after confessing that, which is shitty.
GripItRight 10
Tell him your feelings are not mutual... on so many levels. He's not a lovable person! Sorry OP.
torrea 19
Wow, what a piece of shit. I hope that's the last time you saw him. If he has a little thing you should tell everyone. lol
Real4Real 11
I'll take things not to say whilst intimate for 1000, Alex!
jbuckets_404 39
OP: EXCEPT for when he's "in" you, of course.... :-(
anaheimangels40 11
You Deserved It!!!
SexyMexi21 23
I sure hope you knocked him tf off you and fractured that dick of his.
missa8604 26
Seriously do not waste your time on people that don't adore you! I learned that the hard way!
jbuckets_404 39
And not in the good "hard" way, I presume?