Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my best friend excitedly told me all about this new video game she'd just discovered that she thought I'd love. It was her Xmas present from me 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
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AyeItsMobleyy 0
lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?
YaLuckyGal 0
LOL trains are cool though..:3
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Ignotus_Angelus 0
111, your comment was entirely uncalled for and very irrespectful. And I fail to see how his sexual orientation causes him to deserve being tricked. It is completely irrelevant. OP, I think that you might get a refund with the receipt. ^^ If not, well, you could perhaps exchange that game for another one that you like better. :)
SAMHAlN 0
lol! wow omfg I can't stop laughing!
EternaLCypha 0
can I play?? :D
SexENic 0
Your life is ruined!
horizon6661 0
at least you made him laugh :)
musicman2059 0
The next station is: YDIville
TheThrasher_fml 0
funniest FML ever i laughed for 20 straight(not gay) minutes
42billybob 5
1. don't open it, you can't return unsealed software. 2. autism sucks that way 3. if it's not violence based, and you haven't heard of it before, it's probably a bad game.
to3_tag 0
you should tell him there is a pretty cool game on the market called "Hello Kittie Island Adventure" and that he should check it out if he has any hope of getting a response out of you besides you will be too busy driving your trains to worry about this too much
MrMcBreakfast 0
Am I the only one who realized that there is no Microsoft Train Simulator 2005? There's only 2001, and I think it's extremely entertaining to crash trains.