Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my best friend excitedly told me all about this new video game she'd just discovered that she thought I'd love. It was her Xmas present from me 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
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Top comments
AyeItsMobleyy 0
lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?
YaLuckyGal 0
LOL trains are cool though..:3
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ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
ydi for being gay...
I_Killed_Death 0
ikr?
brianjman14 23
Both of you fail.
c420racer 13
Maybe this "train simulator" is a metaphor for what he wants to do to you hehe
suppressed08 2
What the ****'s wrong with being gay?
brennboo 3
homophobe much?
bugmenotmofo 34
YDI for falling for it. btw people, who cares if he's gay or not?
Rapt0rJesus 0
YDI for being stupid
TOL_fml 6
Homophobic much ^ Anyways at least you can apply for a job as a train driver if you ever get laid off op
brianjman14 23
Baka.
hipar 0
Japtard.
perdix 31
Are you sure this guy was also gay? Could your Gaydar be on the fritz? If he's not, you are lucky he didn't recommend Mario's Brother's Donkey Dong just to get you out of his face.
brianjman14 23
Ewww, nasty, but that's hilarious.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
He probably suggested the Lord of the Wangs games but OP isn't a fan of ***** Baggins.
Sleekhope 0
Owned.
natilie69 0
just cos your boy friend says something u shouldnt do it, do make sandwiches when he says??
c420racer 13
Are you implying Op is the woman in this relationship lol. In that case yes make him a sammich
fourchancookie 0
yes
Elizabeth123654 0
Sexist pigs. Females are clearly equal to males. If not equal, than dominant. And no, I will not make either of you a "samich".
shadyecko 0
Ok calm down femenazi...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
@131, no, they're not equal. That's just biology. Men have a penis, women don't. Women have ****, men don't. And so on. To say that females are equal to males is just stupid. Both should have equal rights, yes, but they are. not. equal.
birds_fml 7
I dunno... that was a pretty stupid joke on his part. How were you to know that he didn't really like that game? Some people really like those kind of simulation games.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
girls shouldn't play video games in the first place so YDI
brianjman14 23
Fail. OP's a guy.
hnz 13
and who says girls can't play video games!
spanelli 16
Cod and Mw2.<3 :D
sipher16 0
girls can and do play games, and the ones that do kick ass. you fail the OP is a guy anyways.
anorexicbarbie 8
Sure girls play video games, but a majority of them have terrible taste in video games... so they don't count. Cod sucks, and MW2 only has a good story.
antonio12388 0
your ******* retarded op is a guy epic fail for you bitch
RKftw 0
get laid bro
Spastastic 6
The stereotype of girls not playing video games is outdated -- we now make up a large percentage of the gamer population. Girl gamers are not rare anymore.
dius 0
MW2 is terrible.
nman729 0
ydi for being gay
jawsper 0
Wow, so you bought a game that does not exist. Congratulations. Maybe you should write FLIGHT Simulator on your next attempt to be funny.
attatood 8
@#41 it does exist. Try Googling it before you make comments.