Today, after spending money on all the furniture and decor in our apartment, paying rent every month from my bank account, paying for all the groceries, and paying for all the dog supplies, my fiance asked why I don't keep saving thousands of dollars every month, while he pays for none of it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, after months of looking, my fiancé and I finally signed a lease. We are using my savings to pay for it. This apparently poses a "moral dilemma" for my in-laws, who think we should wait to be married. I'm paying for an apartment I'm not allowed to live in. FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML
Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, even though I recently started earning $75000 per year, my partner still got angry at me because I spent $10 online. FML
Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML
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Top comments
123Puppy 33
Unless he steps up and helps you, you shouldn’t marry someone as selfish as him.
genuinegoodguy 9
Keep the dog.
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Comments (12)
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Time for a joint checking account.
lev 11
In the modern world, a lot of married couples don't have joint accounts.
123Puppy 33
Unless he steps up and helps you, you shouldn’t marry someone as selfish as him.
Jaymail 19
I agree. He was kidding. He wasn’t serious. Right? Let him know that 1/2 of whatever he has in “his” account belongs to you. Otherwise you’re setting yourself up for an early end to your upcoming marriage.
genuinegoodguy 9
Keep the dog.
RichardPencil 32
Is he that out of your league? Why are you such a chump that you are paying for everything? You'd be better off alone than feeding such a leech for the rest of your life.
JFI_Act 12
And how long have you been doing this? Why?
Paul Hext 7
I'm guessing here, but is he hung like a donkey or something? He would seem to be a freeloader taking you for a ride. That isn't his money that he is saving, it's yours!
Joy Smith 5
You should at least split the rent and money for groceries! Only fair that he pays half.
diraven 15
The joke will be on him when you take half his money in the divorce
Rosemarie Townsend 13
Don’t marry him
sarkycow 25
Why the **** are you with him?