Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said, "You look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter, she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Top comments
JMWHS 0
well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!
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Comments (194)
hummingbug 2
hahahhahahahahahhaah!!!!!! this actually made me laugh out loud!! oh that's cute. =)
AntonioDB 0
awww that's soooo sweet it's making me sick. baaarrrrrffffff
Taurus_ChicKa 37
LMFAO! Well she warned you so YDI. That sucks, but still...
iselinzilla 4
Wash your hands next time.
ButtonEyedGypsy 0
D'aaaawww. Love stinks. :D
truth215 0
sometimes being nice it ***** you in the ass
Revanstark 0
I will have to say man very smooth but look what it cost you ya got a hug but now your sick it kinda reminds me of whenever I was acutely sick and I made out with my gf at the time and a day later she is sick and was sick for a good week and a half
Rammo 0
Reminds me of Stan from Southpark
i_wuz_nver_here 31
don't complain about it then fucktard. you said you wouldn't mind.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Only an FML if you got the awkward side hug instead of a full frontal. ;)