Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, my family got harassed yet again by kids coming over wanting to use our pool. Ever since my parents and I moved in, it's been happening every single day, and then people accuse my parents and hating children when they say no. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Mi casa es su casa?
Trin_Tran 26
Time to call the police, OP .
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Comments (173)
CallMeWindSock 24
Mi casa es su casa?
TheLadyOpal 30
How do you say that in French, though?
CallMeWindSock 24
Sadly, I never had French in school. Us Germans don't like the French, you see.
Wizardo 34
Je maison et tu maison? I don't know its been years since I've done French.
Pleonasm 36
Ma maison est ta maison. But they probably just say it in spanish anyway, cos it sounds cooler.
Audem_fml 27
Ma maison est ta maison. Deutschen gegen Franzosen... ja klar ! So cliché ^^
CallMeWindSock 24
Hahah fang mal bitte nicht erst damit an! Wir gewinnen eh ;) aber morgen wird's ja ganz lustig beim Fußball, wenn du schaust
Wizardo 34
#19, yh way more smoother in Spanish anyway. But what about Italian though?
Sirin_fml 47
OMG, stop speaking in code, gaiz.
Audem_fml 27
Frankreich kann gar nicht gegen Deutschland gewinnen. Das ist mir klar ! Die andere Franzosen sind nur dumm. ^^ #35 Sorry FML's staff. It proves one thing : that website is trully international ! :P
girI 20
Мой дом это ваш дом - Russian (Moee dome eto vash dome)
RedPillSucks 33
My house is your trespass? Hello, 911?
Pinkish_Flight 7
#33 Italian: La mia casa è la tua casa.
Agax 12
なぜ主題はとてもオフトピックです
lord_meloetta 20
Why am I the only person who doesn't speak other languages?
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Komm wir schaffen das! Wooo Germany
Godsofdracos 15
Not the only one 74, this is beyond cryptic to me haha.
UrOrangeChicken 11
我的房子是你的房子
1tsmenoah 20
This whole thread has become people communicating in foreign languages to other people in other foreign languages. Please. Speak. English.
Mafia_ 16
Я очен хорошо пани маю тиья
urdirtyolduncle 15
Tuadi ma chodhi
EdenCrystal 21
English: My house is your house
Fluffy_Whiskers 5
mano namai yra tavo namai.
Zombra 13
Estos comentarios son molestos.
ddlovatolover 23
我的家是你的家。 (Wo de jia shi ni de jia)
HeartYou101 31
Is é mo theach do theach
atrandom 11
You are not. I am also at a loss
mpkpm 19
Mój dom jest twoim domem
mominzed 19
ما هذا الغوط؟
mkayden 23
Mijn huis is jouw huis
Khorlik 6
Ching Chong wing wong
orsombre_fml 11
We don't ;-)
pinkster2014 25
114 says "These comments are annoying" in spanish haha
girI 20
106, it's meant to be 'Я очень хорошо понимаю тебя'
Gargoyl 10
البيت بيتك/ بيتي بيتك
grossn 12
הבית שלי גם הבית שלך. Everyone was doing it peer pressure got me
pitapizzaparty 18
Your picture is creepy . Sorry :/
queensvenzka_fml 2
"Fais comme chez toi" or "ma maison et la tienne" :) de nada
lina21 12
Google translate
lina21 12
Or you could take 2 seconds to type in google translate. Despite popular belief, the world does not revolve around English
JustAnotherJose2 14
Guess it doesn't work to do this in ASL...
sometimessam 16
Gave up trying to read these after the first 100.
xaru 21
Because you're an idiot
Chibi_Kitten 24
Damn..I only know how to speak other languages. Not read and write them. Wait...I can read Deutsch. Yay! Meine haus, nicht dein haus.
girI 20
106 *Я очень хорошо понимаю тебя
Trin_Tran 26
Time to call the police, OP .
cwrocker 14
No , send them a bill for their stay
ukeandfoodislife 19
I don't know... I mean it's really weird to have neighbors swimming in your pool but maybe they like know each other? I think it's a bit much to call the cops. A simple conversation about boundaries should suffice.
badluckalex 23
I want to know why op leaves the house unlocked when they go on vacation....
amicusbriefs 10
No one said they went through the house... could have jumped the fence or used the gate?
bazoo42 25
In my mind, it is a serious liability issue. If any of them were injured (or Heaven forbid, drown), they could easily sue Op.
iwadasn 33
44, I doubt the patio and pool are inside the house.
littlekellilee 45
44, sometimes neighbors swap keys so they can look after the house when one is gone.
Trin_Tran 26
#29 I'm sure if they knew, knew each other OP wouldn't have posted this as a FML .
keirookami 11
@54 how would it be OPs fault? they were trespassing while op was on vacation and op never gave them permission to swim. Plus I don't think France sues people to the extent America does
raphanne_fml 33
#86 Yeah, we're not sue-happy people here. I think the police would laugh at the neighbor's face if he sued after trespassing and getting injured.
yung_dubbs 9
I would call the cops. That's not right. They should know that there is a boundary and you definitely don't hop to your neighbors house and use their pool and backyard without their permission. That's ignorant, stupid, and a bit creepy.
JokersHQ 21
It may not have been left open. The patio and pool are more than likely outside. So they were just on their property and using their stuff while the person was awa
ThomasBombadil 31
This pool is too big, this pool is too small and this pool is just right.
swimT3am 9
What did you do?!
fantasyworld 39
I'd tell them to get the **** out before the cops came.
ukeandfoodislife 19
Yeah I think this FML deserves a follow-up...
nickzpic 8
follow up needed!
alicealiveordead 13
at least they weren't inside your house? sounds like op has a nice place :)
christge1beast 17
We don't know that. They may have
btrag97 13
That's a little weird.
dtupton98 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
maybe they were house watching
OysterPearls 33
From the inside.
rhysfucker 24
Well, I told you I would keep an eye on the place...
Audem_fml 27
Maybe they are just checking up on your house, making sure it's not being robbed ;)
IJG2000 16
By their children in a pool and them chilling on a patio? I don't think so.
Brooke5702 13
Their children were checking the pool for robbers, obviously.
man_in_black08 28
You should have been like "oh now that your here, why dont you make all of yourselves comfortable in my rooms too?" Perhaps it might have made them feel a little.