Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I invited my mom over for lunch so we could discuss how she broke my trust while she last babysat for me, and that as a result she won’t be babysitting for a little while. She then yelled at me and told me I was being disrespectful and dramatic. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
just restore from the recycle bin...
CateXOX 0
You shouldn't have left your laptop and babysitee unattended. It's your responsibility to watch what she's doing.
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CateXOX 0
You shouldn't have left your laptop and babysitee unattended. It's your responsibility to watch what she's doing.
skitzofreniks 5
wow! you're so cool!! teach me your ways please!! sarcastic post is sarcastic. get a life.
CateXOX 0
I have a life. I also have a brain. I take responsibility. You take LSD.
mikolyshka 0
ydi for not password-protecting your laptop
ILoveEggnog 7
Don't bash the LSD.
jewels1877 0
Never mess with the stuffed animals. They tell little children to do things. Never mess with stuffed animals.
BuLLetss 0
is ur profile pic from Halloween, that looks scary
HomeAl0ne 20
No pics, or it didn't happen.
Bright_Lights 14
I see what you did there!
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha smart kid !! you should have just put her in time out
Euronova 0
Like in a headlock?
bigty1225 0
sounds more like he wants to rape her
leearm104 4
no I would say what you suggested is questionable at best. your psychology is what's sketchy here.
alpaquette91 9
stuff animals and knowing how to use a computer it's tottely 2011
cumverg 0
I see what you did thair
AnagenisisZagus 13
Oh, she got the grapes, honey.
pinkchocolatex3 0
cut her stuffed animals head off and give it back (;
pinkdancemusic 0
You do know that there is a recycling bin where you can restore your deleted items...
Got_any_grapes1 4
There is no place where you can get them back on my computer, she deleted my whole entire album permanently.
nissanman_fml 16
Don't be a retard, go and google recovery software instead of using a non-FML to get attention.
instantmusic 4
There is no such thing as "deleted permanently", until the files are overwritten. If the files were deleted from the recycle bin, then they arent "deleted" at all. The OS marks them as "to be overwritten", so that when new files are placed on the computer, they may or may not take the place of the old ones. If something like this happens, its important to do a file recovery operation ASAP and restore the files onto another medium(flash drive or something). Every time the computer does another write operation(just staying on, or casual use even), the files are at risk of being damaged. Its probably too late by this point, but some of the pictures could still be intact, you should attempt to save them! Recuva is a good, free app for this.
lmaoatall 6
and you can have them back when you apologize...
reborne 9
Quick tip - even if she deleted them from the recycle bin you can get them back with a program called Recuva. But yeah, tell her parents and let her take hell for it.