Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I invited my mom over for lunch so we could discuss how she broke my trust while she last babysat for me, and that as a result she won’t be babysitting for a little while. She then yelled at me and told me I was being disrespectful and dramatic. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
just restore from the recycle bin...
CateXOX 0
You shouldn't have left your laptop and babysitee unattended. It's your responsibility to watch what she's doing.
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ColtPlaya 0
Restore your computer to a previouse time. As long as she didnt wipe the hard-drive their still their. If you dont backup your hard-drive then theirs still programs you can download to recover lost files. Not really a fml if your a tech nerd lol.
awardZu 0
Are you baiting the grammar nazis with your repeated misuse of "their"? Or do you honestly not see how much you butchered that?
noryev 0
like you lol..... jk man
ColtPlaya 0
Tbh it was part bait part habit lol.
itsalwaysYDI 0
obviously you weren't watching her very close...
SuperNova69 0
buddy. it's called ****** password protection. ydi for not keeping your stuff on lockdown. only reasonable thing to do now is a flaming stuffed animal Catapult. that way u get your revenge and you also get to see something cool being hurled into the air as a giant fireball.
BuLLetss 0
u know when u hit about 80 that tattoo of urs is gonna look like a saggy dick
SuperNova69 0
nahh it's not even done it will be a full back piece, you would have to be retarded to think it will look like a saggy dick. try finding a hobby instead of hating on tattoos ass muncher.
SteelCladAngel 0
it won't look like a saggy dick it'll look like a saggy faded tattoo lol nothing wrong with tats, I just get borestoo easily and would get sick of having something permanent x3
SteelCladAngel 0
it won't look like a saggy dick it'll look like a saggy faded tattoo lol nothing wrong with tats, I just get borestoo easily and would get sick of having something permanent x3
bluegoldfish 7
and why dont you try getting your saggy dick tattoo taken off so you can get a girlfriend? seriously, who would want a monstrosity like that covering their back?
KVKdragon 26
even though it sucks that you had your photos deleted, you should back up important files like that ASAP into an external hard drive. a lesson learned in life that sucker punches you at the same time as learning it. everyone has those moments :)
cumverg 0
Hahahhahahahaha owned
jazzygirrrl 0
bitchh slap her
Cryptid_V 2
Unless you tool pics on your laptop or put an sd card in your computer the pics are on your camera
awardZu 0
Rip the stuffed animal to shreds. Then toss it's remains into the toilet. After you finish this, see if you can recover the pictures from your recycle bin. Or try a system restore.
cera1756 0
Do a system restore to a few days ago. Maybe that would bring ur pics back.
20Lindz07 0
That's why you lock your laptop before you walk away from it.