Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
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Top comments
iwanttogotoparis 26
Time to get some new friends who don't backstab, hope karma does it's work
stryder9090 28
Pure disrespect.
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Comments (84)
dcharold 11
Maybe the friend liked her before the OP told him any of this? Maybe he was in a tricky position here? Ultimately the only thing that matters is who asked her and that she wanted to go. There's no point complaining if all you do is pine about a girl and don't ask her out.
vens_fml 3
Get over it a hoe is going to be a hoe
Tytonic 16
He broke the bro code. He no longer has the right to call himself a man.
tikatica 17
"Being nice", lol as if it had nothing to do with the fact that you like her
citrusglass 22
Revenge plot time. Either that or talk to him about it. Good luck if you do either.
murph_fml 21
Meh. You snooze, you lose. He who dares, wins.
videogames4life 10
I hope karma bites his ass
Cejam 6
He was never your friend bruv
berkeleyjake 13
apparently he does too, only he has the balls to ask her out
baow 7
Bros before Hoes
Frid_Kun 7
Right. It is better when both of them suffer.