Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
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Top comments
iwanttogotoparis 26
Time to get some new friends who don't backstab, hope karma does it's work
stryder9090 28
Pure disrespect.
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Comments (84)
ben_louwagie 7
Lol
zykrithium 22
Oh come on. What's he gonna do? Not date her just because YOU won't make a move? YDI
nwwaverider 14
I agree your life sucks you have some girl be nice to maybe even be hitting on you and your worried about your race? I smile and say to Hispanics all the time just frustrate them
Regisord413 10
DITCH THEM. BOTH.
Pepsiisbae 15
Yea he shouldn't have done it but maybe if you liked her you should have told her and then maybe there could've been something between you two and then she wouldn't have gone out with your friend, so get some new friends and grow a pair.
MASJ01 7
broke the bro code
pins91 27
Two years too late, but dude. You needed to let it be known to her that you had a crush, if she rejected you. There’s a reason for it. Just because you had a crush on her, doesn’t mean you own her. She can do as she pleases.