Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
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iwanttogotoparis 26
Time to get some new friends who don't backstab, hope karma does it's work
stryder9090 28
Pure disrespect.
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Comments (84)
EnJey0 19
Hopefully you ditch him for other friends. And hopefully they aren't dicks
s8jpezo 6
He isn't ur friend he has broken The Bro Code
masschris 17
She knows you like her thats why she took advantage and asked you to cover her shift cause she knew you would say yes
bad_boyfriend 10
Why don't you ask her out if you like her? It sounds like someones friend has the sack to actually do something about it and not just admire from afar.
whateverugh12 12
wow that sucks...
daltonc21212 10
he likes her too you should have made a move its not his fault you didnt
Rabite 28
Do you even know if they went on a real romantic date? Maybe they just did some stuff as friends and it wasn't that big of a deal for your best friend to tell you. Maybe he isn't even interested in her romantically and just wanted to hang out.
Dedski 11
Should've made a move, buddy. Next time.
pasupathymuthu 16
Being a nice guy is not going to help you... Definitely not going to help in dating.
laden_swallow09 35
Need some inspiration? Never crush. NEVER. Who crushes, anyhow? Children. Middle school kids. Are you a child? Do you want to be a child, anymore? If you're crushing, you're only allowing the possibilities for stuff to go wrong, feelings to go unrequited, or let yourself down by putting him/her on a pedestal. Ever hear that song "Centerfold"? Either friend, date, ****, or marry. Never crush. After all, they're only human, nobody particularly special, just like you.