Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
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MidgetMonster 0
it's for the better, you have no time for a relationship anyway. soooo.... why even start one if you are going to be nonexistant? two jobs and college, that gotta suck.
redshortsx 0
you really shouldn't be dating at all think abt it from her point of view she never sees you and your gone all hours how is a realiatuonship like that supposed to work? you weren't selfish but she wasn't your priority andshe felt like she needed to be. she shouldve come talk to you but she didn't so now it's time to move on
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Phynix 0
Well if you didn't have time for her anyway, then ur not really missing much. Honestly tho, if you don't have time for a girlfriend, you really just shouldn't have a girlfriend. She did the right thing. I mean really, would you want to go out with someone who never had time for you?
etherealshadows 1
You mentioned her once. Thereafter, it was all about you, your degrees, and your job. That's 3-to-1. It's a shame all of your jobs, school, and real-life-experience haven't taught you how to treat a woman.
startafire 0
^ This comment says it all.
devin11 0
i completely agree!
RKftw 0
why the hell would you get a gf if you're so busy??? ydi
startafire 0
Wow, she's so selfish for actually wanting to spend time with the person she's supposedly dating. Maybe she should have just cheated on you instead.
ndiesal 0
Sounds to me that you have a lot on your plate with 2 degrees and 2 jobs. It'd be nice if your girlfriend would've been more patient with you, but only 2 months into a relationship, you can't really expect that. Not that YDI, you're working hard to make something of yourself, and you have the right to do that. A long-term girlfriend who has fully committed herself to you - yes, I would expect her to be patient. However, that's not going to happen this early in the relationship. She shouldn't waste other opportunities waiting around for someone that she isn't sure is worth waiting for. Neither of you are selfish.
MISStaken43 0
Well geez yah ****, you're so dang busy how do you expect to give your girl some attention? if you've got all that at stake why do you even have a girlfriend?
a_borshunist 0
The same reason anyone does. To connect emotionally with a fellow human being.
urlifeiseffed 0
uhmmm she didn't say it was your fault or that you could do anything about it. it's still perfectly fine to leave someone for other reasons than mistakes that they might have made.
wordgirl 0
It is the very definition of selfishness, dummy. Who would have to pay for school if you didn't work to do it now? YOU. So get over yourself and stop complaining that you have a life and mind that allows you to do something so awesome. Your girlfriend's a shallow twit, and you should grow a little perspective.
Peacemaker9 7
sucks for u op u got my sympathy 100#
Peacemaker9 7
that sucks for u op u got my sympathy 100%* srry about the typo