Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
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MidgetMonster 0
it's for the better, you have no time for a relationship anyway. soooo.... why even start one if you are going to be nonexistant? two jobs and college, that gotta suck.
redshortsx 0
you really shouldn't be dating at all think abt it from her point of view she never sees you and your gone all hours how is a realiatuonship like that supposed to work? you weren't selfish but she wasn't your priority andshe felt like she needed to be. she shouldve come talk to you but she didn't so now it's time to move on
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Comments (248)
blastvortex 4
She's right, but it's not like you were the only one.
TheDrageisha 0
next time make sure the girl has a life outside of you. or go on craigslist for a nice NSA arrangement, because clearly you dont have enough time for an actual girlfriend situation. ^_=
nevele11 0
You shouldn't make a committment to someone when you know you won't have time to fufill at least the minimum to keep the relationship alive. You completely deserved it.
a_borshunist 0
116, who said it was a committed relationship?
corme_fml 0
The OP?
yourkiddingright_fml 0
you idiots who agree with the girl are completely ******!!!! and no doubt a bunch of self-centered little snots - you have lost nothing bud, she is too into herself to ever care about anyone else!
Cinn_fml 23
I don't necessarily agree with her fully, but I can understand why she left, can't you? It's not nice what happened, but it's understandable and just another story of where people are forced to part ways due to different directions/wants/needs in life.
a_borshunist 0
Word the **** up, 120. It's your life, your ambitions and passions come first and everything else comes second, especially flash in the pan 2-month flings. OP's girlfriend needs to get a life rather than wait around for an opening in his schedule.
a_borshunist 0
178, I'm saying that she should be just as busy and driven as he is. The first thing on her mind shouldn't be "waaa waaa my boyfriend has ambition", it should be her own ambitions and pursuits and projects. Relationships SHOULD be second priority, you have to have your own life and do your thing and be your own person. That's the definition of being well-rounded and mature. Cut the umbilical cord and explore the universe.
corme_fml 0
What's the point of being in a relationship then? I agree a person should have hobbies and goals and stuff... but if you're 100% focused on that then why are you dating? Sounds like OP is looking for a penpal or a fuckbuddy... not a girlfriend.
BeyondUno 0
seems like you were way to busy to be in a relationship.but you must have dated a attention ***** i would expect her to understand your situation lol.
hoshica 6
bitter much?
boomboom22 0
I'm sorry but she has a point. You shouldn't be in a relationship unless you have time for it. Not saying YDI but she deserves someone who has time for her. Better luck next time bro.
Tropictime116 0
hahah wow #66 sounds like something dwight schrute would say... and i understand how it feels to be ignored by your bf but i also understand whats its like to have a job and be in school...thats really stressful you probably should have just told her your really busy and that your not purposely ignoring her and to not take it personal
leanneabc 0
#125 is totally right.
zax_fml 0
so she wanted something better for herself just as you did. why take a gf if you have no time for her? booty calls? it is not like you were together for years. a couple of months. put on your big girl panties and deal with it. she did the right thing.