Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my husband is trying to divorce me because I’m pregnant, even though I’ve been told all my adult life that I’m infertile. I’ve never even had a period. He’s blaming me for lying to him because he never wanted kids. He even tried to claim it must be another guy's baby. He’s an idiot. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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Top comments
sykokitti 15
He's an idiot
MrSarcasmic 10
see if the sight of you walking away is "sexy" enough for said sperm
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Comments (92)
djinnyf 12
Don't make a baby with a baby.
DocBastard 40
This is a very impotent issue that you two have to talk about. Don't get hysterile. I'm sure you will be able to cum to an agreement. Your sex life doesn't have to be flaccid, despite this bad news.
zingline89 18
Yeah don't give him a hard time. **** talk about it and you'll conceive of a solution. Se,men are very sensitive about this topic and you need to approach it carefully.
Ms_ValS 27
Such an insecure, egoistic, inconsiderate and lastly infertile husband. FYL OP.
illegalbeagle69 23
Well, that was rude.
klorehore 24
I'm sure he's just upset and doesn't actually mean that, I hope this kind of disrespect towards you isn't something that happens a lot. You should have a serious talk though, just because he's having a hard time doesn't give him the right to lash out on you
samaraperez 7
im sorry op . sometimes it makes people feel better to point the finger at someone else
AGuyNamedI 7
Is he normally that hurtful? That's just, that's just painful to read. I'm sorry OP. I can see why his sperm are slow, though. His little soldiers are as bright as he is...
xxthexmisfitxx 25
sounds like you're married to a class a jackass.
badams92 5
Time for a divorce.
rockydify 22
Really? No conversation between two mature adults, no deep and meaningful to work things out, no talking about your feelings? Just straight to 'time for a divorce'? I'm assuming you're not in a relationship.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
On what grounds exactly? him being impotent or him acting in a childish manner? Both options have much more mature ways of being dealt with starting with communication. Divorce really should not be the first answer in a marriage.
FrankHotpants 31
Actually, impotence is legitimate grounds for divorce.
horneyhic 15
Only in certain places
crazytwinsmom 25
OP's husband is not a mature adult though. I do agree that communication is a preferable first option.
MidnaLink 35
That first sentence sounds SO wrong!
Samantha_Rose821 9
well no headgame for you.