Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero
energizerbunny23 18
Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating
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Comments (89)
stretchedthin 20
Bummer
AlaskanG 27
If you're going to rush to be first comment, at least make it more than one word.
lex1459 38
Thank you so much for this comment #1, it adds so much to the emotion of this FML.
J3R3MYY 14
I think you're supposed to add sarcasm in brackets or something #10, some people can't seem to grasp the concept.
lex1459 38
(Sarcasm)
AlaskanG 27
At least she was ok, I'm assuming.
Demig0d6 14
But after the encounter, ops relationship with the parents became a slipper slope
ohcheriecherie 20
I realize that 25 was trying to make a pun, but parents usually like it when you make that much of an effort to take care of their child.
krazymeatball77 7
Consider yourself lucky man. Not many people get the chance to be a hero to a girl like that. I hope you took off your shirt and wrapped it around the wound.
energizerbunny23 18
Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating
subiedude08 17
So what the plan for a 2nd date?
winter_under_ice 18
#4, that's what I was thinking. It makes a pretty good first date story.
RedPillSucks 33
Next time, on "How I met your mother"...
mainergirl90 4
"that whom"?
lex1459 38
Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero
lex1459 38
*look
Roskosity 22
I agree. And what a cool date! Aside from the injury.
zbursach 7
her correction got more thumbs up than most if the other comments... haha
stryder9090 28
sucks, but maybe she'll see that you're a nice guy and it could lead to more dates, possibly back to the hot springs
morella_xx 29
Exactly! Once her shin is healed up, you should ask for a do-over date. Unless you spent that mile walk back telling her she'd be easier to carry if she wasn't so fat, she's practically guaranteed to say yes.
rocker_chick105 31
Hey, if someone carried me a mile back to bring me to the hospital I would think that's pretty sweet, but that's just me
fortune789 17
Yeah, that's totally irrational. Why would I carry my date a mile just over a cut shin? She should have checked herself before she wrecked herself.
EdenCrystal 21
It may be more then just a cut shin. A lot is lost within the 300 character limit and OP may be understating it. She probably had a gash on her leg if she had to go to the ER.
SammyS2012 21
"she cut her shin open". to me, that seems like the wound was pretty bad. she probably needed stitches
abzray123 7
Great first impression :)
J3R3MYY 14
Hey, you're taking care of their daughter OP. Parents love that shit.
Pstraka6 20
That sounds awful, but you're sure to win some points with her parents and her by taking care of her. Look for the positive out of that situation!
AlaskanG 27
Did you seriously just use the same comment on 2 FMLs in a row?