Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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shmunk 0
wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.
ptrek85 0
FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.
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Comments (116)
Nakedsquirrel 5
It's pretty hard not to sound mean when commenting on chicks with facial hair. Facial hair can be pretty unsightly on certain dudes. It's extremely unsightly on women. Wax that thing ASAP. It has nothing to do with being attractive or not; it simply does not belong.
SuckMiGace 0
Hahaha! Excellent
Bryan_Z 0
i like my women hairy, like my men :;p
quesoesbueno59 0
Woman facial hair is disgusting.
Aish_fml 0
13 and 21 that's flippin hilarious. Also, the gender-mistaken FMLs are so freaking old I could burn every person that posts them at the stake
Aish_fml 0
13 and 21 that's flippin hilarious. Also, the gender-mistaken FMLs are so freaking old I could burn every person that posts them at the stake
killface_fml 0
39 has it right. If you cared about having facial hair, you would have taken care of it. This isn't an FML.
average_girl 0
hahaha i moderated this one as a yes... hahah this is so funny. kids say the darndest things :)
ohboyscott 0
don't worry, kids are ******* dumb
nosuchthing 0
your life could be much worse. just wax the damn thing off, and get over yourself.