Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML
Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
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ryvenna 0
He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.
leilaostara 1
It's a child you retard that's horrible.
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tozfeekum 0
hahha, are you a girl or guy?
b182link 0
girl, look in the top right corner
Ben12345_fml 18
If it was a guy why would it matter?
leero 0
haha that sucks. I totally know how you feel though :/
Jcsati8 0
Nair and a razor would do.........
username_no34536 0
#1, I don't think it'd be an FML if the OP was a guy. Kids are funny.
ryvenna 0
He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.
boomBOOMshake 0
Arm hair is normal. Don't feel too bad.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Yeah, exactly. But if it really does bother you, there are many ways to get rid of those little hairs.
PureGold 0
Aww :( Kids and their honesty. But I can totally relate lol.
yummkathycakes 0
Now it's your turn to draw a portrait of him back :) Give him a smaller dick :)
leilaostara 1
It's a child you retard that's horrible.
Phallus_fml 0
What an observant kid! Say thank you!
MmmHotWaffles 0
reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.. when he drew that chick with hair on her upper lip haha.