Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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shmunk 0
wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.
ptrek85 0
FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.
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Comments (116)
hollisterhottiex 0
lol hey, some kids are just that blunt. shave the damn thing and you wouldnt have a problem.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
You definitely deserved that. I am SO sick of seeing chicks walking around with 'staches. NOBODY wants to see that shit. Wax it. Shaving is not enough, because the stubble worse than the actual hair or fuzz. I work with a lady who has a stubbly stash. It makes me gag. AND...AND she wears loose fitting shirts, so I get to see her HAIRY armpits. God only knows what the rest of her looks like. Ladies, get rid of that shit.
starshine3987 0
One word: WAX.
LANCERZzZz 0
If she cares so much about what people think about her moustache, then why /doesn't/ she shave it?
maddog_fml 0
Just LOL, hahaha!!
ISandra 0
LMAAAAAAO. sad timmmmesss.
teamhat 0
you do realize that it's said pretty girls will get mustaches. so, if it's true, hey, it's not so bad! and a lot of the guys here should stop freaking complaining so much.
neptuneflytrap 0
This is kind of a YDI to me since I hate it when girls are oblivious to their upper lip hair. It's perfectly normal, but since lots of people like to pretend it doesn't exist, tons of girls just never think to look there. (I guess. I can't think of another explanation.) To the person who said shaving is a horrible idea, that's not true. Electric razors make the skin feel just as smooth as a wax, and are wayyyyyy cheaper and insanely easy/fast to use.
HyperExecuter 0
that's not too bad. just get it waxed. nonbig deal don't dwell on it
TrimKibbles 12
******* kids. i would've expected better from a 7 yr old.