Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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shmunk 0
wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.
ptrek85 0
FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.
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Comments (116)
tentenjen 0
rofl, that sucks ._. ...but some wax might help it doesn't hurt once you get used to it... ^^;;
Warcry21 1
kids say the most ****** up things lol
tiltwrestler 0
Well, this should be pretty obvious- WAX IT! dont shave, cuz us guys can tell. lol
steph_kat 1
Time to start shaving, or waxing.
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL
Fuck34 0
haha...Today, my internet was seriously ****** up. I put "first FTW" in my comment when there were no comments. Noticing that I wasn't first, I clicked the edit button at 30 seconds but time had elapsed before the page loaded. FML
yui567 0
sounds like you might want to start waxing that bad boy.
BOLLOX 0
It's called waxxing...try it!
amirn86 0
I second everyone who said to wax it Or you could thread it - don't shave it though, it'll grow back to quickly PLEASE don't just bleach it either, I don't understand why girls do that, IT'S STILL THERE, just lighter!
happy_animal_lov 0
Said the man who will never in his life experience how painful waxing is and should shut the **** up.
tbear4prez 14
Uhm. A lot of guys wax their chest hair. And it's not like he could never experience it. I'm honestly confused by your statement.
notsodelighted 0
Wax it. NADS is a really great home waxing kit.