Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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shmunk 0
wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.
ptrek85 0
FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.
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Comments (116)
cheerloveexx3 0
its not that big of a deal. like everyone said, if you care so much just shave it off. btw, he is most likely just messing with you. don't take everything kids say seriously
Ebonyloan 0
LOL kids are mean but maybe you should follow their advice sometimes. I agree with everyone saying to wax or thread it. It only stings for a second or two and it lasts for a while. Plus you wont get comments like these from curious little kids! ;)
Seegtease 0
The amount of people who are saying YDI doesn't match up well with the actual ratio of votes. Also, YDI. I realize some women have problems with facial hair, but that's not an excuse. It's just a little extra maintenance you should take the time to manage.
Benatron 0
It's a kid, their depth perception is fairly off.
xkaokaox 0
razor? shave? razor? shave? problem solved.
ChrisFrancia 0
dont kids say the darndest things(random bill cosby noises)(puddin pies)(more noises)
Marysenjo 0
pretty much all of my girl friends would have facial hair there - i agree with everybody. wax. don't shave.
IAlwaysFail 0
shave yo shit! for the love of god. girls at my school need to learn to shave, it pisses me off
Sporkiness 0
Don't worry; it's pretty normal. I've got a fair bit of dark facial hair (sadly. Both my parents are, quite frankly, gorillas). I bleach and get electrolysis--it's expensive, slow, and painful, but it's permanent, and 30 years from now, your upper lip won't start sagging. Most guys don't notice a little bit of hair--it's really pretty normal.
smm_fml 3
don't shave it! it'll grow back thicker and darker, and then look really funny. never shave facial hair as a girl, wax is the way to go. or pluck if you must. but shaving is a bad idea.